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Nov. 22nd, 2006

The Bear

Barbie Girl Stays!

mood: content content
Hello All,

OK, like it sounded like someone didn't like one of the rotating Ringback Tones that I have on my Verizon Wireless phone. Sorry, but the “Barbie Girl” by Aqua stays (too many Karaoke memories).  I have several songs on there but you can only hear them if I program your # into the website. Without programming your # you can only here the generic no exciting song.
 
Here is the Ringback Tone website: http://ringbacktones.vzw.com/browse_2.jsp Listen and make suggestions as to what I should add to the play list.
 
Ta-ta

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Nov. 18th, 2006

Finch2

Borat Strikes Again & So Does That Girl!

mood: crazy crazy
LOOSELY BASED ON A TRUE STORY
 
OK I mustered my strength and went out to see "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" again! However, this time I went along with "Devilish Gal" and we'll call him "Fuzzy Wuzzy," although this "Fuzzy Wuzzy" was fuzzy unlike that other one that was wasn't very fuzzy.
 
Well, before we even entered the theater, "Devilish Gal" began to torment ME. "Devilish Gal" tells “Fuzzy” about my tendency to break out in giggles when certain scenes from the flick are mentioned. So, she started with that rubbery arm gesture. No, no, no I said as I desperately tried to hide behind her to avoid it.
 
We’re inside the theater and I sat next to “Fuzzy,” but not because I thought he would be all cuddly and stuff but to act as a buffer zone between she and I. So, I tried starting small talk with “Fuzzy” and I just wasn’t feeling the love, in a manly sort of way.
 
Some of the theater drones were selling candies and soda from pushcarts. I bought a big ass Cheery Coke® from them and sat next to "Devilish Gal" this time.
 
The movie starts and yes as expected, I begin to giggle uncontrollably. At one point, I do fall off my seat. During one of the films, more humorous scenes involving token African American Republican Allen Keys and Borat, “Fuzzy” steps out to buy a beverage. However, I don’t know if he bought a regular Coke® or a Diet Coke®, so let’s just say he bought a regular Coke because Diet Coke just doesn’t taste as good as regular Coke®.
 
At another point during the flick I was about to fall off my seat again but as I was spiraling down towards the floor, I was bearing slightly right when I felt something hit me. I thought to myself as I was laughing my ass off what the f***, that kinda hurt. But, I didn’t mention anything about it fearing that "Devilish Gal" and “Fuzzy” would beat me senseless, take my glasses away so that I would walk around blind like a monkey with poo in its eyes or even worse depants me. You know you shouldn’t pick on people who wear glasses because that could hurt and stuff.
 
I tried controlling my laughter by covering my mouth and nose because that bloody big ass fizzed out Cherry Coke® finally hit me and I vowed that I would not pee in my pants because of the movie. Therefore, I held it in.
 
The flick ended and we all walked out. "Devilish Gal" kept doing her scene reenactments from “Borat” to bewilder me and “Fuzzy” just laughed. "Devilish Gal" did give me a hug goodbye and Fuzzy gave me a manly hug goodbye. I guess that made up for all the torture!
 
As I walked away, I did notice a cute girl writing in what appeared to be a journal but she had a duckie in her big ass purse. So, I kept walking (long story about duckies).
 
Ta-ta

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Nov. 16th, 2006

Johnny2

Borat and The Little Asian Box of Torture (based on a true story)

mood: dorky dorky
OK like I went to Cristin’s birthday bash right? And like the “Devilish Gal” was not there. What that meant was that had I escaped being tortured and not peeing in my pants like in this “Tonight Show” http://video.nbc.com/player.html?dlid=2490 skit from SNL.
 
 So, I thought it would be you know safe to like have dinner at the pasta place. So I get a buzz on the celly from “Devilish Gal” saying that she would be there in just a bit, she did a little shopping. Shopping, you know girls like to do that sort of thing. I thought she probably bought a dress, a pair of shoes something like that. Boy was I wrong stereotyping this gal.
 
“Devilish Gal” finally arrived carrying a small carton. Oh, what’s that I thought to myself as she sat right next to me and handed me the package. She said it was a Japanese puzzle box.
So, I sat there fiddling with it.  “Devilish Gal” saw the oh snap I didn’t study for the midterm exam look on my face that she took the box and solved the darn thing. I didn’t look at her solving it because I wanted to take another shot at it.
 
The your table is ready jackass buzzer with big flashing red lights started to vibrate. The tiny female server escorted us to our table and said that we were dinning in the giggle (not really) section.
 
So, once again, I took a stab at the lets see how smart he really is box from hell. I knew that there was some sort of trick to it.
The server came by to take our orders. “Devilish Gal” ordered her items along with a beverage while I was still busy being puzzled by the puzzle. Water was ordered for me. The server went away and later came back. I finally put the puzzle box down fearing I’d break it and ordered a pasta with sausage.
 
When the pasta and beverages were brought to the table, the second phase of operation torture began. She brought back flashbacks from watching “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” AGAIN! The server would come by and instead of making me drool like Pavlov’s dog; “Devilish Gal” would make me laugh and giggle at will like a pack of high school cheerleaders laughing at a guy with his fly down. She just wouldn’t stop with the lines and the hand gestures.
 
Well, it took me like close to an hour to eat my pasta dish, minus the sausage (damn flashback) and the waitress appeared to be concerned if I would be driving.  “Devilish Gal” told the waitress that I wasn’t drunk just giggly.
 
I can’t seem to laugh right now, almost as if someone has stolen my funny bone.
 
Lessons learned: #1it's hard to get the girl when you are busy laughing like one and #2 you shouldn't say the word "Frozen Cooter" out loud when people are eating.
 
Why am I being tortured like this Jesus?
 
Ta-ta

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Nov. 9th, 2006

Johnny

Damnnnnnnnnnnn You Borat!!

mood: amused amused
Oh My!!!
 
Composure, composure and some more composure. OK after having been given flash backs from the motion picture “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” by a certain someone who shall remain anonymous for making me laugh like a schoolgirl on crack, I am now back to my affable self.
 
Yes, Borat is a very offensive, non-politically correct humorous film. I almost fell out of my seat near the stairs at the theater and I lost my breath with the flashbacks. I took my little brother to see it because I felt that this might not be the ummm-perfect date flick.
 
I’m not going to give away anything from the movie so that (A) I do not ruin it for anyone and (B) so I do not have a heart attack while typing. All that I can say is go watch the film unless you are easily offended.
  
No more flashbacks from Borat woman because my little ole heart might not be able to handle it!!
 
Ta-ta

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Nov. 7th, 2006

Sad LBJ1

Sexy Geek Glasses

mood: crushed crushed
Hello All,
 
Well, like many of you I too voted this November 7, 2006. As I walked into my local Catholic Church’s parish room I saw a sign that read cell phones not allowed. When I stepped into the room there was an old lady on a chair to the left and some high school looking guy playing with a roll of “I voted” stickers. I then turned to the right and saw a long white table with paper work and stuff on it. There were voter official looking people around the table so I headed towards it.
 
I started to wave my absentee voter ballot envelope around and this girl says another slacker. I was like yes, yes, I did slack off with my absentee voter ballot, but I will add that I like to do research on items and candidates on the ballot before I fill it out. So this girlie volunteer, lets call her 18 was like hey I like your glasses. So I started to smile and admire her sexy geek glasses and as I began to speak with this lovely volunteer, doing her civic duty, some douchebag guy, lets call him probable boyfriend, tells me you can go now!
 
So, I smiled at the sexy geek glassed girl picked up my little “I voted” sticker and walked away, sigh…tear…
 
Hug anyone??

Ta-ta

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Nov. 6th, 2006

Happy Ike

Electorial Food For Thought

mood: calm calm
Hello All,
 
Well, as you all know tomorrow is the midterm election so I will leave you all with the following Presidential quotations (food for thought):
 
“Do something we can be proud of. Help the weak and the meek and lift them up and help them dream and give them an education where they can make their own way.” Lyndon B. Johnson.
“Because the greatness comes not when things go always good for you, but the greatness comes and you're really tested when you take some knocks, some disappointments, when sadness comes. Because only if you've been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.” Richard M. Nixon
 
Ta-ta

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The Bear

Lame Doppelgänger Moment

mood: sleepy sleepy
music: None
Hello All,
 
Well, on Saturday I went to see the motion picture "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan," staring Sacha Baron Cohen (AKA Ali G).
 
It was an extremely non politically correct, offensive and humorous film.
Borat starts off in New York City filming his cross cultural TV program. While in his hotel in NY he becomes obsessed with Pamela Anderson after seeing her on a rerun of "Baywatch."
 
I won't give up much else about the flick but there was this Doppelgänger scene in the film. I'm sitting there then all of a sudden there is this exterior shot of a Virgin Megastore. I turned to my little brother and say hey, that's the Block.  Several seconds later they post on screen Virgin Megastore, Orange.  When that happened the whole theater just busted out laughing. Why did they bust out laughing? Well, its because we were at the AMC at the Block in Orange, which has that very same Megastore.
 
I told my brother, hey get a camera go in the Megastore and ask one of the Megastore girlies to take a picture with you saying this is where Borat stood.
 
Just watch the  Megastore scene, its soooooooooooooooo funny.
 
Ta-ta

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Nov. 4th, 2006

The Bear

Funny Natalie Portman

mood: amused amused
music: Rapping Natalie Portman
Hello All,
 
Well, I had done some replies and thanks to the peeps who had added me to their Myspace, errrrrrrrrrr LiveJournals (Gives props to [info]b0dice_g0ddessfor posting my LJ debut) when a new LJ friend [info]whitechocchip, instant messaged me. We chatted for quite some time, talked about glasses; because glasses are cool, you know what I mean man. Yes, it was a lovely chat but I totally forgot about going to the 24 Hour Fitness, (need to upgrade so I can go to the Sport version, which has a pool). Then it got late and I got sleepy, so I did not go to 24.
 
Since I have this lovely motion picture theme for my LJ, I decided to post a link to a Saturday Night Live Digital Short of Miss. Natalie Portman titled “A day in the life of Natalie Portman”. In addition, Miss Portman does have her pixie hair going in the video. This is totally hilarious short of Miss Portman rapping and being bleeped out.  I had to search for the url for just the video on a different site since NBC appears to now embed it in their player. Unfortunately, SNL videos do not appear to be available on Youtube because of NBC’s copyrights over them.
 
 
I was getting ready to post it and LJ went down due to their updates and what not. So I tried a few different times on Saturday(11/04/06) but the site was still having issues.  I returned from 24 Hour and hopefully it will now post.
 
Ta-ta

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Nov. 1st, 2006

The Bear

Woooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooo First Post!!!!

location: Orange County
mood: contemplative contemplative
music: Some crap I heard on Star 98.7 while driving home from work.

Hellooooooooooooooooo There!!!!

Well after considerable consideration, thought, prayers to the Jesus and mainly CAJOLING, I have decided to join the web’s all mighty and powerful LiveJournal. Living behind the Orange Curtain makes LJ a strange and fascinating new world to little ole me, an ordinary and affable chap who enjoys being in journalism whenever possible.

I think when you write your thoughts “online” they are called posts or “blogs.” So, for your reading pleasure and voyeuristic tendencies, I will attempt to do this “blog” thing from time to time.

Who knows what events or random contemplations I will scribe on here but I hope that you do enjoy.

Ohhhhhhhhhh and if you are not scary or just a really uber hot girlie please feel free to add me on as a friend since the only ones that I have now appear to be LJ’s very own versions of Tom from Myspace.

Ta-ta for now!

DISCLAIMER: While this journal/blog (whatever) may be based upon true organizations, products, domain names, email addresses, logos, the masturbating, living or dead, places and events, the people depicted are purely fictitious, and any resemblance to existing persons is soooooooooooooooo coincidental.

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